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Old Apr 05, 2007, 02:42 PM // 14:42   #101
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*pokes celestial* wake up!
*sits near celestial*
*drinks tea*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 03:04 PM // 15:04   #102
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*notices Evenstar and Celest are now both sleep*

*moves a few items around them and moves them both slightly*

*takes incriminating pictures*

*restores Evenstar and Celest back to there original state*

*celebrates a job well done with a dwarven ale*

*throws a screwed up piece of paper at them to wake them both up*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 03:11 PM // 15:11   #103
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*wakes up*
*steals sophtias cammera*
*burns sophitias cammera*
*wakes beaver up*
*throws the burnt pieces of cammera at sophitia*
*drinks irn bru*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 03:17 PM // 15:17   #104
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*chuckles, "she'll never find all the copys i made "*

*prints a BIG poster of one of the photos off and places it on a Huge sign next to the bar*

*buys a new Camera for future mischief*

*sips Dwarven ale*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 03:25 PM // 15:25   #105
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*looks at poster*
*signs it for sophitia*
*goes back to sleep near beaver*
*traps the area with invisible ranger traps*-HA!
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 03:36 PM // 15:36   #106
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*goes to sneak up on Evenstar and Celest*

*gets caught in all the traps, ends up poisoned, Dazed, weakened, blind, bleeding, and deep wounded*

*Uses Plague Sending to transfer all the conditions to Pwnd*

*sips Dwarven ale for courage*

*Plays a large symbol in their Ears*

*runs away*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 03:43 PM // 15:43   #107
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*wakes up*
*sends a meteor shower at sophitia*
*goes back to sleep*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 03:52 PM // 15:52   #108
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*Uses Storm Chaser to Avoid the Meteor shower*

*creeps up on Evenstar again*

*ties Evenstars shoe laces to Celests shoe laces*

*snickers*

*sips Dwarven ale*

*Activate the Fire alarm*

Fire! Fire! Everybody out!
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 03:55 PM // 15:55   #109
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"but sophitia i dont wear any shoes on"
*watches sophitia dodging the meteor shower*
*laughs at sophitia*
*pokes celestial* "wake up"
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 04:14 PM // 16:14   #110
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=BNcOlcTwnwg
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"YARR HAR FIDDLE DE DE! Being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want because a pirate is free! YOU ARE A PIRATE!!"

*runs around singing You are a pirate!*
*makes a ship*
*sales through the bar*
*sips rum*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 04:17 PM // 16:17   #111
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doh i knew there was a flaw in my plan!

*wonders if Celest is not sleeping and is infact dead*

*hides behind Celest so the metoers hit him instead*

*wonders if that will make him*

*sips dwarven ale*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 04:29 PM // 16:29   #112
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*sips rum*
*rides the waves around the bar*
*raises the black flag to the top of de mast*
*sings some more*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #113
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*burn some bacons*
*eat it all*
*bring out fish tacos*
*pass one to everyone in the bar*
*sips beer*
*take out PS3 and play some Motorstorm*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 04:40 PM // 16:40   #114
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*sits in the same corner with no shoes on*
*listens to some really nice music*
*drinks tea and eats chocolate chip cookies*
*watches pwnd running around and skullcrasher playing his PS3*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 04:44 PM // 16:44   #115
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*sips rum*
"Yar matey, I be not running, I be sailin'!"
*sails around the bar some more*
*looks for some hidden treasure*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 04:47 PM // 16:47   #116
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*hides the treasure so that pwnd wont find it*
*drinks tea*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 04:50 PM // 16:50   #117
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*eats free fish taco*
*watches Grim play his PS3 over his shoulder*
*steals pwnd's rum*
*drinks rum*
*laughs at new giant poster outside bar*
*steals Evenstar's shoes*
*wacks Celest in the back of the head with Evenstar's shoes*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 04:53 PM // 16:53   #118
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*goes to sip rum*
*notices its gone*
"Whostolemyrummmmmmmmmmmm?"
*looks around*
*sees Divine with the rum*
"Manthegunsmateys!"
*realizes I am the only one on the ship*
*steers ship at Divine*
"That'smyrummmmm!"
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 05:03 PM // 17:03   #119
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*tosses Grammar books and English Novels to Pwnd*
*light the books on fire*
*take that stupid Grammar*
*kick pwnd in the shin and smash his face in with the rum bottle*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 05:05 PM // 17:05   #120
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*thinks to herself that pwnd should go easier on the drinking*
*sends a meteor shower at divine freak*
*shakes celestial* "wake up"
*burns the poster*
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